Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

Mud Monster

When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.

"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."

by somethinguwu September 24, 2021

Mudded Up

To Cover Oneself in One’s own feces, as if to hide from predator Aliens, to avoid or end contact with other people. Usually a cry for help after creating a 2 and a half hour podcast about Twilight: New Moon.

Adam was tired of Dave so he Mudded Up to avoid speaking with him any further.

by Dsmbfree June 10, 2020

Mud muncher.

An African American lesbian.

You ain't getting nothing from that jontavious they be mud munchers. Mud muncher.

by Gunslinger 99. March 7, 2018

pile of mud

When the porta-potie is so full it would touch your bum if you sat.

I had to go so bad I squatted over that pile of mud

by tsb-oj June 15, 2009

mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017

mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

by jay tayman September 12, 2011