poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

3rd ass cheek

another way to say your tail bone, or "tail"

ouch! u hit my 3rd ass cheek!

by 229yomama March 10, 2011

Cheek-Tape

A description of someone overly obssessed with the minstrel known as Nelly

"Jesus Christ it's another Cheek-Tape! They're everywhere!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Booty Cheeks

its what i clap on your mom.

I clapped John's booty cheeks.

by SkibidiToiletRizzler January 26, 2024

sneak-a-cheeks

Shorts that allow the bottom portion of the butt to be exposed. Sometimes ill-fitting, but can be intentional and really quite lovely for the observer.

Do these sneak-a-cheeks look good on me? My boyfriend said he loves how they look, but I think he's really just looking at my drop bottom.

by horn-dog May 24, 2015

cheek sclapper

cheek clapper + cheek clapper

“yo my new legal name is cheek sclapper”
“that’s dope”

by raynie13333 May 26, 2022

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020