7 things and AAAAAHHHH

The names of the octuplets of a 14-year-old.

"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom

"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH

"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom

"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom

"Coming mom" -Thing 1

"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1

"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom

They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH

by John,Jeorge,Jose,Josie,Jane,J May 9, 2018

one thing

I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

Hey man what was that one thing you were talking about.

by le'peepee November 7, 2022

Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"

Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up

by UncleLoid January 19, 2019

Jing the thing

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.

"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."

by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020

It's a Chelsea thing

Being racist

Bill went to an away game and chanted racial slurs at players, it's a Chelsea thing.

by 1997HondaCivic March 19, 2021

You did the same thing

Just like how you mocked me for having my intellectual property stolen and then lied for years to cover for REE-Lon and it wasn't until recently that someone found out he was full of shit and he got his ass beat for it.

Hym "Right but you did the same thing to me. Soooo.... Whatever. He sucked. You also suck. I need to be paid for my property and have a 5th amendment right to be given due compensation for my property."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

Skwig Things

When shit gets crazy and works out for no particular reason beyond the grace of God.

"Bruh, what was that?"

"I ain't gonna lie, that was some Skwiggy shit back there."

"Bro your life is nothing but skwig things..."

by Ahollabackgirl May 12, 2018