Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz
Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.
by Dispenser June 8, 2019
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by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020
Get the Ball net mug.Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
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Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
by Adrulk el Viejo September 15, 2016
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He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
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Get the Chingo Balls mug.When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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