Two Bump Clump

What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.
Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.
by Lyricus_th_Lame April 06, 2022
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Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.
Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!
by wildcard ferguson October 23, 2014
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two haircut skirt

A term describing skirt or miniskirt worn very low on the hips, wherein the top of the skirt is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut pants
"Check it out, that's a two haircut skirt! Any lower and she'd get a ticket!"
by grumblefish September 21, 2007
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Two Knuckle Puppet

The act performed when a male or female inconspicuously inserts their hand into clothing of a female while in a social setting. A finger is then inserted into her vagina and is manipulated in way that will cause stimulation. The puppet master continues the finger movement as the puppet continues to interact with others in the public setting. The period of time the act is performed is often referred to as a "two knuckle puppet show".
The look of embarrassment came across Jill's face as the dog pulled down the jacket she had draped across her lap, exposing Jack's hand pushed deeply into Jill's Pants, causing their two knuckle puppet show to come to an end.
by Snatch(Beer30) April 14, 2011
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two-shot thot

The feminine version of the 2 beer queer
That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!
by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020
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two bells

When someone calls your mobile phone wanting you to call them back. Just let it ring twice so giving little oppotunity to answer it. This is useful if A. you're tight and do not want to use up your credit; and B. you have run out of credit.
hey honey, did you two bells me?
yeah, ta for calling back, i'm out of credit
by mcrbloke September 13, 2005
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