twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.

Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Twat nugget

A twat nugget is a person who is comparable to that of an aborted fetus. The twat, being the vagina, and the nugget, the fetus.

Jackson is a twat nugget.

"Yo, you know that new guy Thomas?"
"Yeah, what a twat nugget"

"Bro, did you see how big that twat nugget was in the abortion clinic today? Jesus Christ!"

by TJ Incorporated May 8, 2018

Pair of twats

Two best friends that are extra gay. Like a Conah and jordan

What a pair of twats

by Charlie2012334 January 26, 2022

Twat twerking

During doggie style sex , when the girl gyrates her pelvic area around while backed into her man.

I was doing her doggie and she told me to stop thrusting with my dick still in her. Then she started twat twerking on my cock.

by Outlaw Redneck October 19, 2018

Twi-Twat

A "TRUE" Vampire . Someone who bites their own arm when dinners ready. A Twi-Twat is a total twat who is obsessed with the religion of twilight.

A Twi-Twat someone who thinks getting held back a year means there immortal and never grow old.

by True-Twitard June 15, 2010

Garbage Twat

An unkempt vagina that smells like a garbage dump.

Man I hooked up with your sister last night. She's got a serious case of garbage twat.

by Captain Yar March 31, 2014

Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.

Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!

by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020