Noun- The single or series of massive shits as a result of eating too much during Thanksgiving dinner.
Verb- The act of taking a massive shit as a result of eating too much on Thanksgiving
Verb- The act of taking a massive shit as a result of eating too much on Thanksgiving
Noun- Dude, I just took the biggest Thankshitting ever!
Verb- Just a sec, I'm in the bathroom Thankshitting.
Verb- Just a sec, I'm in the bathroom Thankshitting.
by Ukuleleist November 26, 2011
Get the Thankshitting mug.Thankmas is the transitional celebration between Thanksgiving and Christmas It's that time of year where we celebrate our mutual lack of things by being thankful for the things we don't have. (e.g....large random expensive dinners, embarrassingly large limos)
It is commonly celebrated by the purchasing of "gas station" food that closely resembles the traditional thanksgiving dinner. In place of the traditional turkey, you would have turkey jerky, dried cranberries, potato chips instead of mashed potatoes and danishes instead of pies (unless of course Walmart happens to have a sale on those cheap pies that are oh so very tasty.
There are Thankmas Carols, the gathering of imaginary present underneath the thankmas twig and the sharing of things we are thankful for not having.
The holiday season starts the day after thanksgiving and ends on the 30th of November.
We also have long mythical history associated with this festival going as far back as the first Thankmas with the arrival of Squanto Claus!
It is commonly celebrated by the purchasing of "gas station" food that closely resembles the traditional thanksgiving dinner. In place of the traditional turkey, you would have turkey jerky, dried cranberries, potato chips instead of mashed potatoes and danishes instead of pies (unless of course Walmart happens to have a sale on those cheap pies that are oh so very tasty.
There are Thankmas Carols, the gathering of imaginary present underneath the thankmas twig and the sharing of things we are thankful for not having.
The holiday season starts the day after thanksgiving and ends on the 30th of November.
We also have long mythical history associated with this festival going as far back as the first Thankmas with the arrival of Squanto Claus!
"Hey Jim, It's That hoopy time of year to be thankful for things we don't have"
"Oh that's right carl, It's Thankmas time again! Time to pull out the Thankmas Twig!"
"What are you thankful for not having?"
'I'm thankful that I don't have good friends"
*walks away*
"Oh that's right carl, It's Thankmas time again! Time to pull out the Thankmas Twig!"
"What are you thankful for not having?"
'I'm thankful that I don't have good friends"
*walks away*
by Squanto Claus November 29, 2013
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A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.
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A remark which one uses at the end of an awkward or uncomfortable verbal exchange in an attempt to close the conversation.
Arnie: Yeah so did I ever tell you that I was conceived as a product of incest? It's a tradition in my family to bear children that way.
Buddy: wh-WHAT?! Uhm... gee thanks for the milk.. BUT I've got to be uhh going.
Buddy: wh-WHAT?! Uhm... gee thanks for the milk.. BUT I've got to be uhh going.
by The4RealDeal November 1, 2009
Get the Thanks for the milk. mug.If someone has done you a favour and you tell them that you don't know how to thank them, they could say: "You can thank me later" in the sense of that you can do them a favour later and help them with something.
If someone does you a favour and you don't thank them for it and don't seem grateful, they may say in a joking or sarcastic way: "You can thank me later" as a gentle or subtle (even unsubtle) reminder that you should be grateful to them.
If someone gives you a word of warning or tips to avoid you getting into a crisis and you think the advice is unnecessary, they might say: "You can thank me later" or "you'll thank me later" in the sense that although you don't take their words/actions seriously now you'll eventually realise that they were right and will be grateful to them - even if you're not grateful now.
If someone does you a favour and you don't thank them for it and don't seem grateful, they may say in a joking or sarcastic way: "You can thank me later" as a gentle or subtle (even unsubtle) reminder that you should be grateful to them.
If someone gives you a word of warning or tips to avoid you getting into a crisis and you think the advice is unnecessary, they might say: "You can thank me later" or "you'll thank me later" in the sense that although you don't take their words/actions seriously now you'll eventually realise that they were right and will be grateful to them - even if you're not grateful now.
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