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the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"
Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"
by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020
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Pee Pee un Kaki in Pee Pee Kaki land

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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023
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one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip
Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip
by your best idiot April 26, 2010
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Jack land

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect
Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner
by Squid6969 May 9, 2020
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Landing Bug

A thing in "TrackMania Nations Forever" which is triggered by landing on the ram at a weird angle causing you to lose speed. It is also the cause of the hate of dirt roads because the entire road is prone to landing bugs.
by YoshiGPLS July 28, 2024
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land

Land is an abbreviation for the popular Canadian theme park otherwise known as "Canada's Wonderland"
"Let's go to land tomorrow"
by WeezerLover June 16, 2022
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