Button Button

a game where you pass out soda and a certain number has a tablet of LSD in it. good luck finding the button.

Button Button is funny

Tom: congrats kyle, you found the button.

Kyle: OHHH FUCK WHAT ARE THESE COLOURS???!!!!

by Kyle's Best Friend Tom April 25, 2014

wrinkle button

Simply a butt hole, it looks like a button and is wrinkly.

“My girl let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

by The Wrinkliest Button January 15, 2024

button flustered

Inability to accurately record keystrokes when under intense pressure from frustrated clients.

Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.

by bewb_420 December 24, 2019

Button Mashing

The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.

Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."

by Agoraphobic chad March 31, 2022

down button downer

(negative) a person who frequently uses the down arrow button on their keyboard.

Person A: *presses down button 17 times within the span of 3 seconds*
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.

by CutieFox9 December 7, 2023

Dignity Button

A button on clothing that is the one thing saving your outfit from becoming too revealing. The button may be damaged or prone to becoming undone.

I hope your dignity button stays, or else everyone at the party will see your boobs!

by Tiredengineer1029 June 23, 2022

Popcorn button

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.

Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.

by Random_Limo April 20, 2024