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A.C.T.S.

Assume that every firearm is loaded.
Control the muzzle direction at all times.
Trigger finger must be kept off the trigger and out of the trigger guard.
See that the firearm is unloaded -P.R.O.V.E. it safe.
The vital four A.C.T.S. of firearms safety are Assume, Control ,Trigger and See.
by Inteligento September 5, 2007
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Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
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can't judge a book by its cover

can't judge a book by its cover since we all deserve a chance to know each other without judging based on appearance.
by ksjdopaijwsdpoqwjfoidhsfpio February 16, 2015
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Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
by dancesinblood1 October 17, 2011
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Don't be a Steve

An expression used to express concern with your friends attitude to a situation
Guy 1: Dude, honestly I came up with the idea for four minute abs!

Guy 2: seriously dude, Don't be a Steve
by Anon123321123321 January 9, 2011
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I don't give a rats.

I don't care.

As in "I don't give a rats ass." Clever because, ass is implied.
Hey Brian, Jonas Brothers tickets go on sale tomorrow!

Brian: "I don't give a rats."
by gwoodsy February 25, 2009
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ain't that a bitch

another way of saying,"How ironic!"
Dude: Man, I saved up $50,000 for that new plama, only to find out that they don't sell it anymore.

Chick: Ain't that a bitch!
by Spontania April 27, 2008
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