You wouldn't download a car

A term used by pirates as a joke, making fun of those old anti-piracy PSAs.

-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.

by fbicappuccino March 5, 2023

"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.

by labkat January 12, 2009

don't put the camel in the trash

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.

Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase don't put the camel in the trash in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

by Sexydimma January 3, 2014

don't let the cat out of the bag

An idiom for do not tell a secret. Uses figurative language.

"Don't let the cat out of the bag or the party will be ruined!"

by JefeOfMasers April 18, 2017

You don't have to come and confess

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010

don't have a cow

See have a cow. "Don't have a cow" is a trademark expression for the TV series' favorite son, Bart Simpson. Bart is the typical problem child who is always testing the authority figures in his life. In contrast is the good child, Lisa Simpson, who is never a challenge to her elders -- and often fades into the woodwork because of it.

Lisa started to freak out when Bart took the bottle of rum from the cabinet, poured one cup out, then filled the bottle back up with water. Bart socked Lisa in the arm and said, "Don't have a cow!"

by MsLi January 29, 2006

I Don't Want to Clean

The reason I am on urban dictionary.

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*

by i<3Kopitar December 31, 2011