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satans soultie

a gruesome sexual act committed by two men, in which one man proceeds to stretch his foreskin to a sufficient width to enclose his partners bellend; before vigorously jerking both men off in one continuous stroke.
jay and archie did a cheeky satans soultie last night, sounded great!
by sloppysam420 January 18, 2026
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Satanism

True worship not of "the" supreme God, but of "a" supreme god; principally oneself.
God is dead, therefore my religion can only be Satanism.
by Satanic God January 29, 2026
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Satanism

Autotheism; supreme self-worship.
I Am the true God, therefore my true religion is Satanism.
by Satanic God January 29, 2026
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Satan Action

by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026
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Satan’s Asscrack

That area in between a car’s center console and the front seats where dreams go to die and where all your shit falls.
DAMN IT, I LOST MY PHONE, IT FELL INTO SATAN’S ASSCRACK, NOW I GOTTA FISH IT OUT… UGH!!!”
by Jalsqually March 4, 2026
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satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy
My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)
by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025
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Satan's Butterfly

A cockroach, specifically palmetto bugs but can be applied to any cockroach that can fly. These are the butterflies no one admires.
"Oh my god, a Satan's Butterfly crawled out of the sink drain, kill it!"

"I've recently called over an exterminator to my house. I've been getting a lot of Satan's Butterflies in my house."
by ElliotTheFennekin May 28, 2025
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