Carmel Smack

When you have to poop and your friend won't stop talking, and a turd pops out of your butthole and snacks your panties

Janice: so like I was saying the party is going to be great..

Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.

by Injurdbutrfly69 February 22, 2025

dinkle smack

When you smack a whore

I'm about to dinkle smack

by luchamucha February 9, 2018

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

smack the honk

When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock

Wanna go smack the honk

by Smack_honk January 26, 2018

Transactionally Funny: "'Why Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse When You Smack Backs'"

Transactionally Funny: "'Why Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse When You Smack Backs'"

Transactionally Funny: "'Why Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse When You Smack Backs'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Smacking plays

What I call a homo-sapiens addicted to stapes

Person 1: Are you addicted to states?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Smacking plays.

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

smack leg

When a junkie/ gear head has to resort to shooting up in there leg because all the veins in there arm have collapsed. Usually very unsightly and covers in scabs and weeping puss ulcers.

“Omg gross check dans smack leg, it fucking stinks”

by Lord fuckquad December 19, 2023