Sound off season

When you rethink your life choices for a few days or months because your'e in such a bad state.

"Hey I am a depressed mess right now so I will take a two-week leave for sound off season."

by xzid20 October 3, 2025

Slap That Ass Season

In October it is known to be slap that ass season

Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.

by Khris Mich October 15, 2019

Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!

by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020

Multiversus Season 1

So Black Suit Man and Green Creepy Fuck are Joining the Fight

Multiversus Season 1 is kinda sus

by superspideey August 20, 2022

Yeezy season approachin'

A line from Kanye West's On Sight, literally it can be used to describe the time of year his Yeezy product line increases in popularity or it can reference the song On Sight when you hear a really distorted, alien sound effects, since that song sounds like earrape

Joe: Should I get yeezys
Jas: I mean, they're hella expensive but Yeezy season approachin'

by concilus May 18, 2025

seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job

Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.

by Bawgg January 14, 2020

Mantel Season

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.

"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."

by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023