Stalkathon

To stalk someone so extensively that it could be compared to finishing a marathon.

It can be compared to the need to know everything about a person by searching their Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Twitter and sometimes even pintrest.

Dude One: So are you seeing a new girl ?
Dude Two: yes
Dude One: show me some pictures, I know you've finished a stalkathon

by Missbergmann January 9, 2018

Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.

Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!

by 3pips May 3, 2018

Stalker Lili

Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.

Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,

Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...

Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,

Doch manchmal ist es schwer...

(Chorus)

In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,

Sie tut uns kein gefallen...

(Chorus)

Girl 1: ugh she is so annoying and always texts me.

Girl 2: yeah she is such a stalker lili.

by IH TEAM February 11, 2018

stalkaphobia

When you have a fear of stalkers

I have stalkaphobia when I'm alone at night

by NatureGirl99 April 17, 2018

stalkerbaby

Being a sugababy stalking its sugardaddy by jealousy (for example).

- "wtf are you doing next of the garbage can?"
- "Shush!! I'm following my sugardaddy..."
- "Such a stalkerbaby smh"

by ARMYhyung2k13 May 31, 2018

Stalkalek

Some animator that has a cube head and probably a bit insane

Stalkalek: I know you're here :

by Stalkalek June 20, 2018

stalkalek

Some animator with a cubic head and with a coot smile

Stalkalek animates stopmotions and *He knows you're here*

by Stalkalek June 26, 2018