Surfing with a spoon

A short concave surfboard, ridden as a kneeboard.

George Greenough, surfing with a spoon during his famous"sermon on the point."

by Darius Jedburg March 9, 2018

Kinky spoon

The act of spooning with the addition of leather and the occasional handcuffs.

"She's a freak man. We ended up kinky spooning all night"

by EdwardPenisHands2k16 August 13, 2016

There is no spoon

A phrase in the Matrix that is telling Neo that all problems in this life and dimension are merely an illusion within his mind, so he can’t do anything about this until he stops applying himself subjectively to everything in this world and learns to cope with knowing this information. The spoon is a metaphor for attachment.

There is no spoon. All of your problems are within your own mind.

by WorseThanHitler December 1, 2020

Spoon

A person who loves to cause drama and controversy. Also known as someone who “stirs the pot”

When I saw Jane laughing after causing a fight between two friends, I realized she was a spoon.

by Sallythatsquirrel April 2, 2020

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it

“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night”

by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022

Spoon

a mistake, normally large but not catastrophic

I forgot to save my game! I am such a spoon

by CrAzY_CaNuCK_15 March 5, 2021