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Nittle spoon

An openly gay single guy, that hosts brunches for his straight "friends" making them feel rather uncomfortable.
Derek is the neighborhood nittle spoon.
by Anonymous :p September 23, 2016
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sandwich-spoon

Refers to where two people lie on their sides and snuggle up to a third person, either to help said "monkey in the middle" feel warm and/or reassured, or because they both like the person a lot.
A cute gal can save a bundle on heating-oil if she just invites a couple of warm-hearted guys over to sandwich-spoon with her on any night when it's a bit chilly.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Jumbo Spoon

When wifey be drunk come at you hollerin you my "Jumbo Spoon" while grabbin yo dick tryin to get some cuz she be horny callin you her Jumbo Spoon.
Mmm... Come here ... You my Jumbo Spoon.
by Poonisher October 3, 2016
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Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.
That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.
by Acid230 May 1, 2022
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Tiger Spoon

When a freakish person claws your back off in a gentle spooning position.
Holy shit, that bitch tiger spoon}ed the fuck out of me last night! I think I'm bleeding!

Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!
by Charlisica April 10, 2010
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glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.
guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
by Turbusense December 20, 2015
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Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote
Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon
by MerMaker June 4, 2018
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