Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.

Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.

by ImDrillin August 30, 2017

Shaft Jackstall

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.

Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".

by Big_nig_6969 June 7, 2018

Shaft broom

The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor

Yeah Dustin's shaft broom really cleaned my dick last night!

by BT34M October 10, 2018

Shictory

The act of winning a duel or argument by the explosive expulsion of gasses from the anus.

A. Dude, I lost an argument with my gif last night!
B. What happened?
A. She dropped her guts at the end of her statement and i couldn't think straight!
B. She won a great shictory!

by Tumsung November 11, 2018

Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019

Shaftoe

A pet name for homosexual prison inmates. Both take turns being top and bottom.

Cletus slowly dropped his pants as Billy whispered in his ear, calling him his favorite “shaftoe.”

by trick money melon April 10, 2019

shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.

Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?

by Ahent June 3, 2019