Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020

Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.

At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!

by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020

The Biggest Bitch Of The Seven Seas

A term used to describe a person that is such a bitch that the seven seas doesn't even measure their bitchiness.

There goes the biggest bitch of the seven seas.

by dcomad September 19, 2020

Sea Breaze

When the guy cums in a girl’s/guy’s mouth and the girl/guy swishes the cum around their mouth, swallows and then blows the salty air in the guy’s face.

...then I emptied my nuts into her face, she had a swish, a gargle, swallowed then took a deep breath and gave me a full lung sea breaze, right in the face with my own salty goodness!

by Xander112 October 25, 2020

sec sea

sexy.

Voting is so sec sea

by hooman person October 19, 2020

Sea bitch

They're called sea bitches because we should have seen those bitches coming. Best described as white people who traveled the fucking ocean to commit mass genocide while stealing the land of the native Americans.

"Immigrants are stealing our jobs and ruining this country!" Well you sea bitches stole the lives and land of the Native Americans first so what now Becky?

by Salty bich April 19, 2018

at sea

Puzzled, perplexed, completely confused (about a subject or some task at hand), lost, bewildered. This idiom transfers the condition of a vessel that has lost its bearings to the human mind. Charles Dickens used it in Little Dorrit (1855):

I tried to do well in this class, but I've been at sea since we started.

When it comes to higher math, John is totally at sea.

by Nalaar September 9, 2017