Robert

Robert is very ugly and has a very small dick and is called antman and is non attractive

Robert has a small dick

by Antman aka robert June 2, 2020

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Robert and Evelyn

Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are

in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.

Robert and Evelyn are cute together =)

by YaKnoFoSho February 6, 2022

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Robert

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.

Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."

by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020

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Robert

Robert is a very handsome young man who eats Hookers.

Robert eats Hookers.

by EndyIsHere November 23, 2021

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Robert

The most amazing guy someone can ever meet! He is sweet, caring, understanding, and very helpful. Never ever leave a Robert. He is the bestest friend someone could ever have. He helps others struggling with emotions and he makes everyone smile. He is amazing! He is also the most adorable and energetic person! He never fails to make someone smile or laugh

You are so sweet, your name must be Robert

by anonymouswriter15 March 31, 2020

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