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river eye

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...
by lustypan August 1, 2015
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river crabbing

Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")
"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."

"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"
by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025
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River

River aka rivka. River is someone you meet through mutual friends that you both kinda hate, but he hates everyone so it’s okay. He’s a nice guy with long hair, but you always wonder if he actually washes it. He likes to stalk your Spotify but will not turn his on like a little tiny bitch. With river, you never know what he’s thinking, and you’re almost positive he has a secret life. He will be a decent Vice President, but nothing crazy. And his shoes are never tied ever.
Wow so that’s river of you!
by Moneycatcher May 26, 2022
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rivering

When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.
"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"
by shuushuu April 26, 2015
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River Run

To run ones finger/side of hand through another persons butt cheeks slow and sensually
Im in need of a good river run tonight.
by Ebraggy69 May 13, 2025
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Piled River

When a girl or your homies eat your ass and then spit on your gooch without swallowing in between.
Did you hear Hailey gave Jon a piled river?
by Hairy dick Humphrey July 20, 2018
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Rivers

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.
"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers"
by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
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