when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve
and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve
and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire
by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024
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Hym Iam "Still just reading your own desires into the text. The reality of what that was is actually pretty cool. I would explain it to you here but it would waste the opportunity for a more grandiose exposition dump later down the line. And it's a good one."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2026
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Riding the J curve. Refers to a business that is losing money purposefully to make lots of money later.
Riding the J curve. Refers to a business that is losing money purposefully to make lots of money later.
by TheBigSmooth25 January 29, 2026
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"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."
You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
by vvaerea March 2, 2025
Get the Reading Blindness mug.Akin to the phrase “Reading between the lines” reading between the texts is a phrase used to describe the confusion of tone and implication in texting, especially with the member of preferred sex.
She texted me “Hey” but with 2 y’s. Maybe she thinks I’m cute, but I could be reading between the texts.
by Parabeetle March 9, 2025
Get the Reading Between the Texts mug.Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.
“I thought you got fired?”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”
“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”
“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”
by Jane03OM March 27, 2025
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