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Red Shirt

Walk on player to college team, on team, does not play in games for one year to save a year of eligibility.
Even though the red shirt running back is the better one, he doesn't play because he is a red shirt; if he plays he'll give up a year of eligibility.
by Diction Ary November 1, 2003
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Big Red

A sexy hot lookin red head that's real busty. Some junk in the trunk too. Preferably 5'8 or over.
" WHOA, where you goin lookin so fine Big Red???"
by urban fashionista January 14, 2008
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red snapper

After making sweet love to a woman who is currently mentrating, the man proceeds to remove the condom and snap it like a rubber band across the woman's face.
The red snapper administered by the man resulted in a swift kick in the nuts.
by red snapper pro May 27, 2004
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a big red

To shit on someones car. After shitting, to proceed to rub doodoo around the car with ones own hand.
Last night I pulled a big red and shit on someones car.
by Mr. McFanny September 26, 2006
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red sux

a term probably coined by fans of the new york yankees, who traditionally are haters of the boston red sox and decided to come up with an insulting term by changing the team name.
John (From Boston): Bawb, are you gonna pahk thuh kah in hahvuhd yahd?

Bob (From the Bronx): Naw, yoo stoopid Red Sux fan.
by terrell mateo June 7, 2003
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Rocket Red

A more vibrant variation of the color red, offering a dazzling appeal to the eye and delivering a stunning array of visual orgasms.
Jake: Man, that apple is such a cool color.

Jack: Yea, it's essentially rocket red!
by Quartzy134 January 8, 2012
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Red Pretzel

The Red Pretzel is a sex move of two or more partners' reflecting their mutual respect and love.

The Male, or Female with a strap on, will engage in anal intercourse with his or her partner, and upon climax will punch the partner in the side, forcing a clinch while pulling the penis or strap on out of the anus, resulting in a prolapsed rectum, or more appropriately, a Pink Sock. Upon confirmation that the Pink Sock has been achieved by the partner, the partner, having received the Pink Sock will then return the favor by thrusting their penis or strap on into the anus of their partner who has just given them a Pink Sock, thereby resulting in both partners having Pink Socks (prolapsed rectums). If the sexual party totals more than two people, this process is repeated until all members have received their own Pink Sock.

When all members of the sexual party have successfully received their Pink Socks (prolapsed rectums), each partner will bend over and touch their pink socks together, holding them in place, and allowing them to dry out together. Upon completion, The Pink Socks will have melded together to have become one Red Pretzel, the truest sign of sacrifice and love, nearly impossible to separate.
"Wow! I knew she was beautiful, but when I saw the look in her eyes behind our Red Pretzel, I knew she was the one for me."

"Our Red Pretzel was so dried and chapped I could have sworn that we had been together for days!"

"I sure am glad I neglected taking any laxatives before our Red Pretzel session, the feces really made everything much more interesting!"
by SyrupSlurper December 10, 2013
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