A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.
If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
by Batdog444 March 27, 2021

Generally a giant nerd, he likes DnD and video games even though he's a old man. Super power - will rant your ears of. He is kinda crusty and a bit of a jerk but he grows on you.
by M&DB July 27, 2021

Robert is a fucking sex symbol with a massive 12 inch shlong and he's the only evidence of gods exsitence.
"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020

by Roberta69 April 7, 2025

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

A Robert is a drug addict.
by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020
