poop vice

When you try to write Gregg Popovich's last name in your phone, but that shit keeps auto correcting to poop vice.

Damn man! I can't get my shitty phone to write Coach Popovich's name without auto correcting to poop vice.

by LikaMiDik January 14, 2015

Naruto Poop

The type of poop that happens when you are in a rush. You try really hard to get it out and it comes out as a liquid. It all comes out at once and you don’t even need to wipe.

Mom:”You take too long to poop, I bet you $50 you can’t poop in under a minute.”
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump”
Mom: looks in toilet

Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.

by burhbillg October 13, 2019

poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.

"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"

by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008

werewolf poop

The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.

Wow, what a werewolf poop.

I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.

by ComeFindMePip September 12, 2014

Alcohol Poop

Alcohol Poop: noun: A poop full of alcohol that will usually occur within 24 hours of a night out.

"Oh wow don't you feel so much better after that Alcohol poop? I know I do"

by Danzon December 15, 2017

poop-a-tint

- stains that appear that could've been originated in the anus

1. the poop-a-stain was a poop-a-tint

by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018

Poop Villain

A poop that is very difficult to take. A hostile defecation. Your butthole’s worst nightmare.

from the French “Peaux Vaillon” meaning “villainous poo”

After eating Taco Bell, I struggled with the greatest poop villain known to man.

by MudderButter October 21, 2021