polish fitment

When your car is so low that you can't even fit a credit card between the tire and fender.

-Dayumn bro, your car has some real polish fitment!

by GregoryTheThird_27 February 10, 2024

Polish Mower

Biting through granny's bush with your teeth

: I did a Polish Mower the other night, shit was crazy
: Leave me the fuck alone

by thneeed March 16, 2024

polish prank

When an individual attempts to pull a prank, typically on April Fools' Day, and the joke is actually on the prankster.

Jim texted a former colleague, falsely claiming that their previous company had sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, implying that the stock options the colleague had declined to purchase upon leaving a few months earlier were now worth tens of millions. In reality, the company was in dire straits, and Jim's job was terminated just weeks after this polish prank.

by SlimGravy April 1, 2024

Polish pinkeye

When you bury your face in a woman’s ass and motorboat as the woman farts.

She was a freak, she gave me the polish pinkeye.

by Nagram5193 April 22, 2024

Polish outhouse

1: When a woman's thighs are the same size as their buttocks.

2: cankles, but it's thighs.

The only reason I go to the gym is to stare at thick girls doing squats, the ones built like Polish Outhouses.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024

polish futon

Doing the nasty sending it full roast from behind.
You send her a full soft serve pie face style.
Then fold the futon up with her in it!

I was smashing my ex from the back and prepared a full shit to the face from the back.
And fold the futon up with her in it. Polish futon style

by 123toes987 May 2, 2024

Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion

Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!

by neeedleford May 6, 2024