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Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.
As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.
by Totallynottom January 26, 2025
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Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.
"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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The Polish excuse

Using the fact your parents were born in Poland as an excuse to break social etiquette in a way that does not accurately match how the Polish actually act at home.
"In my culture we regularly sick chewing gum onto couches, I'm Polish you cant blame me".
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."
by Niko_D February 9, 2025
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by Reninu March 18, 2025
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Polishing a freckle

Sucking up to someone in an extreme way to get ahead in a situation.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.
Wow sparky isn’t just kissing the bosses ass but he’s polishing a freckle!
by Swarles Barkley March 19, 2025
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Black Toenail Polish

Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes
You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.
by Magin May 21, 2023
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Polish Whisper

It's like an Irish whisper but an entire decibel louder. For Polish people whispering in such a fashion and people talking to said Pole.
*Insert Name here* Just gave me the Polish whisper telling me that my fly is down Infront of all those women
by Ranuncolo June 5, 2023
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