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polish martini

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.
by friedfisherman July 29, 2023
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Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.
by nateasser January 25, 2011
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Polish Mustard Tag

Polish Mustard Tag (Polish: Musztardowy Berek) is a traditional game played by Polish children. The game is an offshoot of Berek, the Polish version of Tag. The game is traditionally played with a bag of mustard seed but is now played with mustard bottles.

The game starts off with one player being made Berek, or "It", who must touch another player to make them Berek. The objective of the other players is to cooperate to prevent becoming Berek by passing around the mustard. Whoever holds the mustard is made immune and cannot be tagged. Whoever has the mustard will have to run towards the player being chased to give them the mustard before making their escape. The game ends when one person remains untagged.
Child 1: Berek! You have been made Berek!
Child 2: This is Polish Mustard Tag! I have the Mustard! I am not it!
Child 1: Kurwa!
by Dstroyer101 November 21, 2024
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Polish Obo

Placing any leftover alcohols into a single cup with your favorite soda or non alcoholic drink as the mixer. Hell of a drink that causes an even worse hangover, is it worth a shot?
Polish Obo Whiskey Alcohol Beer Rum Vodka
by Nick W 27 February 10, 2009
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Dirty Polish Woman

A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.
The Dirty Polish woman really did me badly I nearly broke her window
by DirtyPolishPerson August 4, 2022
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Polish draw bridge

A sexual position involving three parties incorporating two parties on either end with one in the middle. On one end, one party penetrates the middle party while holding the legs of them as the 'bridge'. On the other side, the 'bridge' party delivers oral to the third party who is supporting her by the shoulders. The draw bridge comes into full effect through the motion on the first party lifting the middles body up and away from the oral recipient and back down offering erotic cuckhold opportunities.
"Yo Jake, did you ask Natasha if she was down to Polish draw bridge this weekend?"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"
by mrRager13413 December 26, 2020
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Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches
Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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