pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

pimp a baby

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

neutral pimp

A type of pimp that only takes 20% of what his hoes are earning and doesn't abuse his hoes AS much as a normal Pimp.

"Josh over there, he's a neutral pimp, hus hoes getting more money than him."

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 24, 2023

Faze pimp

Faze pimp is commonly know as a person who thinks that he is great but is sexual activity in Ukraine

Faze pimp can be called gay but he has a Uno reverse card on him at all times

Faze pimp and faze Asian are fighting again

by Dragonnight5Yt October 28, 2019

tweet pimping

repeated, artificially over-enthusiastic tweets about an event or business

TWEET1: "Happy hour is AMAZING at Joe's bar."

TWEET1: "INCREDIBLE!! The best happy hour ever at Joe's bar"

TWEET1: "The vibe and atmosphere at Joe's bar is UNBELIEVABLE!!! Too good to be true!!!!"

TWEET2: "Dude, you're tweet pimping again. Dial it back."

by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009

Shawty Pimp

Fine ass shawty

Whattup Shawty Pimp Lemme hit

by ShawtySlayer69 November 17, 2021

pimp change

A physical response to a male friend or coworkers dig or insults at your expense. A open hand slap delivered across the side of there face or head followed by announcing Here's your pimp change.

Guy 1- your broke ass can't even pay attention.

Guy 2- slaps him open hand across the face

Good one and here's your pimp change.

by brickeycrow November 24, 2017