where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
Get the Cock Monkey Promug. An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.
Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
by Hansel San November 30, 2017
Get the surface promug. Term created by kpop fans to describe a fan that supports idols eating happily. Also to normalize the tummies and rolls in idols of both genders. Refers to fans that enjoy seeing idols eating without remorse and encourage them to not feel self-conscious about it.
Of course I'm pro-mochi! Baekhyun of EXO looks so healthy now that he's eating more.
Jimin of BTS looks healthier and happier as well, and I wish they could be like that forever.
Jimin of BTS looks healthier and happier as well, and I wish they could be like that forever.
by Twitter: IncompleteTrash October 2, 2017
Get the pro-mochimug. Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 23, 2017
Get the PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)mug. by CuttieCat May 30, 2020
Get the Pro Leaguermug. A gamer who overestimates their gaming abilities thinking that they are a "pro gamer". Usually found in negative steam reviews in hard games such as Cuphead, Celeste etc. While these people could just turn on assist mode they instead write a negative review which helps nobody.
by Sporlings September 3, 2022
Get the Pro Gamer Syndromemug. When a person creates a false profile of a celebrity, in attempt to seem cooler or make those people feel like they are friends with such celebrity.
guy 1: Dude!!! I'm friends with Megan Fox on facebook! She is soo hot and now I can chat her!
guy 2: Dude its probably a faux-pro why would she accept you?
guy 2: Dude its probably a faux-pro why would she accept you?
by nashtikidd213 July 5, 2010
Get the faux-promug.