Too Pretty To Pull Out.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*
-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*
-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.
Nancy: "OMG John, did you just give me a creampie?!"
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."
Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."
Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."
by 5harp February 19, 2025
Get the Too Pretty To Pull Outmug. by kiwikmm July 24, 2021
Get the Pretty boymug. by aaaawweww June 12, 2018
Get the Pretty Dealermug. Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.
"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.
Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.
Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.
The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.
"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."
"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."
"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.
"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."
"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."
"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
by ContrarianPolitics August 25, 2013
Get the Pretty-Pig-Apologistsmug. Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
by negutits June 24, 2014
Get the Titty-to-pretty ratiomug. Someone that seems beautiful (I define as a person that's as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside.) However, they turn out to be really great at Gaslighting. May troll a potential lover on Social Media if they are upset or feel wronged.
Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.
Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.
by Dam Skam June 28, 2024
Get the Pretty Faced Trollmug. f you describe something, for example an excuse, argument, or remark, as lame, you mean that it is poor or weak
by Beddybye3 March 19, 2024
Get the pretty lamemug.