When you are extremely cheesy and haven't showered for days and have taken adderall for at least 4 days in a row, anything on/in/or around your ass all blends in to be poop Juice.
I studied all for finals the past 5 days straight because I skipped class all semester and now everything down there is all poop juicey
by Mplepage1 January 28, 2020
known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.
by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008
A combination of the words poop and torpedo. Used to describe a poop that is projected from the anus so quickly and stealthly that it is in a torpedo-like fashion.
Tristan was impressed with the velocity with which his poop was expelled and exclaimed "Mom, a poop-pedo just shot out of my butt!"
by Joy Stacey November 01, 2008
by dyingtokissYou November 01, 2010
A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.
John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!
by Pratttan January 25, 2016
by assbitch February 19, 2010
The type of poop that happens when you are in a rush. You try really hard to get it out and it comes out as a liquid. It all comes out at once and you don’t even need to wipe.
Mom:”You take too long to poop, I bet you $50 you can’t poop in under a minute.”
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump”
Mom: looks in toilet
Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump”
Mom: looks in toilet
Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.
by burhbillg October 14, 2019