Polish Cow meme

The Polish Cow meme, originating in 2020, is a video of a low-quality dancing cow with the song "Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)" playing in the background. Translated to English, the lyrics go as followed: "The only thing inside my head is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone to the edge of oblivion. I have thoughts inside my head, when will this all end, whenever I'm alone because a white eel will fly in." This is the most recognizable section of the song, though the original song goes on for another three minutes thirty seconds.

Honestly, I love listening to the Polish Cow meme. Don't ask me why.

by someguywhousesUD April 9, 2025

Polish shortcut

to take a longer route that is not scenic

Rachel and I are taking the Polish shortcut to the park

by anonymous384293 April 13, 2025

Polish Fishing

When a man puts a sour gummy worm into his urethra then proceeds to masterbate. When he enaculates, he shoots the gummy worm into his partners mouth

Person 1: Ever since I went Polish Fishing, I've never been able to eat sour gummy worms the same!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

The Polish Tikka Masala

To puke in a toilet while defecating in your hand, then taking the shit and slamdunking it in the puked in toilet

Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala

by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025

Polish Peanut Butter Party

a anal sex session dedicated to shitty anal.

hey girl, how does a polish peanut butter party (PPBP) sound?

by shack.. May 8, 2025

polish shower

a normal shower but instead of using normal water you use gelly-fied water to clean yourself

a normal shower didnt cut it anymore after the hard work, i had to take a polish shower.

by menmute May 13, 2025

Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”

Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.

by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025