polish prank

When an individual attempts to pull a prank, typically on April Fools' Day, and the joke is actually on the prankster.
Jim texted a former colleague, falsely claiming that their previous company had sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, implying that the stock options the colleague had declined to purchase upon leaving a few months earlier were now worth tens of millions. In reality, the company was in dire straits, and Jim's job was terminated just weeks after this polish prank.
by SlimGravy April 01, 2024
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mushroom polisher

An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.
Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”

Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”
by Isl-96 February 17, 2024
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Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship
“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”
by wannabetim December 07, 2022
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The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.
She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.
by Meathead Nation January 02, 2019
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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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polish enchalada

The act of eating an Israeli burrito out of another's asshole
That girl is so hot I would let her feed me a polish enchalada
by LovingLifeSince83 March 28, 2023
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