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Wellston Ohio

A small city located in southern Ohio, most businesses are boarded up and closed, the city is drug infested.
Home of the wellston rockets the most underfunded high school athletic program in the state. The people of wellston dress gangster and try to make rap music despite having Appalachian accents and living in a small city of only 6000 people.

On a high note wellston has excellent Chinese food.
"Alteast I don't live in Wellston Ohio anymore".

"Hey Bob what is there to do in wellston besides pills?"
Bob: "eat Chinese food at Johnny's and ride lawnmowers."
by estabanroso February 7, 2015
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Ohio

DISMAL SEEPAGE a short history

1860 Akron creates K12 ironically plagiarized from Prussia

1890 American toy America's first statue of Santa Claus. It's blue

1895 ABC RR longest electric train route in the world. 43 die Doodlebug wreck. 2 survive driver and conductor jump to avoid burning/drowning

1899 1st cop car electric top speed 16mph easy escape by foot

1910-20 Akron fastest growing U.S. city. 2018 Ohio has 6 of top 20 cities losing population more than any other state. EVERY DAY since 1960 CLE loses 5 people + 1 Akronite.

Prohibition ends 1933. AA begins in Akron 1935

1934 Soap box derby yeah it's still a thing

1945 Alan Freed "rock and roll" actually a shoeless hillbilly bussed in from West Va to work in the tire plant. Cheated Chuck Berry out of royalties claiming to have written "Maybelline"

1949 national TV evangelism star Rex Humbard begins bilking seniors

1962 Art Modell Browns owner suffers for 30 years without a league title after firing Paul Brown ending their dynasty. He had won 7 in 17 years. Moves team to Baltimore and wins Super Bowl XXXV. Cleveland Browns not a thing 1996-1998

Cuyahoga river burns. This has happened 13 times starting in 1868. 5 people burned to death in 1912

LeBron got the hell out and won 2 for Miami. Came back to win 1 for Cleveland - got the hell out again

SERIAL KILLERS - Ariel Castro, Mike Madison, Sam Sheppard, Ed Edwards, Gary Heidnik, John Demjanjuk, Bob Berdella, Dahmer, Cleveland torso murderer, Tony Sowell
Stuck in Ohio - this is actually a common bumper sticker as is FRBR - for rednecks by rednecks. If they only knew what FUBU means.
by madbradford November 22, 2018
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Oh, Pat Sajak

A nearly all-purpose reaction for a plethora of situations. Similar to "Oh my gosh" or "good grief" or "wow". It is customary for one utterance to be followed by at least an echo or two.

It was a popular expression in the eighties and seems to be making a comeback, just like disco.
David: "I wonder what would happen if I wrote 'extortion' in the memo field of a check."
Jenny: "Haha! Oh, Pat Sajak."

David: "Oh Pat Sajak."
Will: "Ohhhhh Pat Sajak."
by OneGyT September 24, 2009
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oh muffins!

a word used when things go wrong
by firetruck with a mustache April 5, 2010
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'Oh my God!' squad

Spectators who rush to the scene of a fire, car wreck or other emergency and hamper or even block rescue vehicles.
Oh great...the 'Oh my God!' squad has the road blocked and I can't get Engine 1 close to the house on fire.
by mikegt May 23, 2010
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Ohio Bumblebee

The act of stuffing your/another man's testicle(s) inside another man/woman's butthole.
Dave: I just gave Jennifer the meanest Ohio Bumblebee ever.
Jennifer: WHAT?
by TheStuffer December 26, 2012
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oh mon dieu

The french girl realized she had finals tomorrow and said, "oh mon dieu."
by mel13100 May 12, 2015
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