Circle Jerk

The process of a bunch of annoying ass Asians from RMS furiously masturbating each other. They do this in an attempt to feel like they're super cool KPOP stars, but in reality, they just come off as fucking stupid. They enjoy blindlessly jerking each other, never missing an opportunity to pounce on any unconfirmed rumor and render it as fact. If you get caught inside this unstoppable circle jerk, you're fucked.

Andrew: Holy SHIT! I heard Sally and Sam are going out.
Samantha: FUCKFUCKFUCK! I GOT A BONER FROM HEARING THAT!
Andrew: *posts 20+ facebook statuses about sally+sam

Sam: Holy shit, what a circle jerk.

by CircleJerk May 13, 2014

sissy man jerk

A type of person who combines being a sissy and a jerk.
Normally being a jerk for acting cool and being a sissy for not being able to back it up.
This insult is used to describe the worst jerks who say they are going to do something but don't

That damn sissy man jerk Nolan, he abondoned me last night! He's such a stinky loser.

by thesissymanjerk July 16, 2011

Just Jerk July

A whole month dedicated to a man's favorite pass time

Add a twist by just jerking to justin bieber

Guy 1: Hey man how's Just Jerk July
Guy 2: I burnt my meat worse than a roasted chicken

by Pussyman42069 December 2, 2018

synonyms: jerk-off

Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.

Synonyms: jerk-off

Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.

Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.

Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)

by Porno-Scholar November 18, 2013

Pig Headed Jerk

Abuse Used To Describe A Best Mate.

Brett Is A 'Pig Headed Jerk'

by Pig Faced Jerk December 8, 2005

jerking off the wall

The act of painting a wall white

Devin was jerking off the wall all day to change it's color

by Southslice October 6, 2013

Join Jerk June

Similar to Just Jack January, but you only jerk off once per day. It’s a break. Females must also cum. Passing will let you move onto Juicy Jizz July. (Because of its name, you are allowed to join midway through. However, joining at this time will not allowed you to participate next year.)

Join Jerk June is the easiest month.

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022