by Bruhmoment12247 October 31, 2019
The second most powerful thing you can possibly use in defense.
Can only be overruled by an uno skip card which it then goes to the person closest to them that didn’t use the uno reverse card this uno skip card chain can go until someone doesn’t say uno skip card...
Can only be overruled by an uno skip card which it then goes to the person closest to them that didn’t use the uno reverse card this uno skip card chain can go until someone doesn’t say uno skip card...
John: ur mum gei
You:uno reverse card bitch
John: goes into corner and just cries the day away for the rest of his life
You:uno reverse card bitch
John: goes into corner and just cries the day away for the rest of his life
by Hello there 69 January 17, 2020
You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.
Agent: What's your credit card number, please?
You: 1234- (pause)
Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.
You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.
You: 1234- (pause)
Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.
You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.
by ibiwisi April 10, 2010
A person who’s facial features (eyes,nose and mouth) are so close together that they can be covered by a single playing card.
by Old Dave August 29, 2021
A song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills)
Beaners came from underground
They brought us beans and burr ri toes
Then we saw that they were browned
But all they did is work as hoes.
We told them go away right now
They did not listen, they did throw bricks
Chuck Norris came with a unibrow
He beat them in the head with big fat sticks.
Running through gases and horrible smells
Hoping over fences in the city
Chasing the crackers back to their hills
Fighting them with soccer balls
Murder for money a shot in the nuts
Men and women getting raped in the butts
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Warrior brown on the field
Stealing and killing their pets
Putting the meat on and folding the bread
Their always losing their betss
Selling them beans and taking their pesos
They love the big ass of Jlo’s
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Beaners came from underground
They brought us beans and burr ri toes
Then we saw that they were browned
But all they did is work as hoes.
We told them go away right now
They did not listen, they did throw bricks
Chuck Norris came with a unibrow
He beat them in the head with big fat sticks.
Running through gases and horrible smells
Hoping over fences in the city
Chasing the crackers back to their hills
Fighting them with soccer balls
Murder for money a shot in the nuts
Men and women getting raped in the butts
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Warrior brown on the field
Stealing and killing their pets
Putting the meat on and folding the bread
Their always losing their betss
Selling them beans and taking their pesos
They love the big ass of Jlo’s
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
ME:Hey damian did you hear run to the green cards
Him: Yea Im a mexican and that song is still funny
Him: Yea Im a mexican and that song is still funny
by Kisstobell April 20, 2009
by _idk_anymore_ January 19, 2021