arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done

dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(

by twatsc October 18, 2008

watery arse

To be scared or frightened to do something. Or to be soft or weak

What? You won't jump of that! Ya watery arse!

by Tbonehardy May 21, 2016

arse

british word for ass or bum

"me arse hurts"
"she's got a nice arse"

by DogLover59 September 15, 2020

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally someone that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.

That work you did looked good, until I did a propper inspection and found out your just a rough arsed git

by Kill_crazy March 7, 2024

Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

dub arse

your mad stupid and get no females

your really a dub arse nigga

by Barbieroberts December 6, 2023