National head day

A day where you get head .on April 26th,2019.

Yo how was your April 26 ...it was good I got head from my girlfriend since it was national head day

by Prince unreleased April 14, 2019

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National neck day

Monday 31st October 2019 national neck day, neck anyone you want, doesn’t class at cheating.

National neck day, neck anyone you want.

by Hendodendo123 October 10, 2019

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national fae day

national fae day is everyday cuz why not lol

fae: hi its always my national fae day
others: i know ok

by You Watanabe November 8, 2021

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National Cat Day

The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...

Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?

Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?

Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!

Friend 2: ...what?

by DaCatDud September 29, 2021

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National Rape Day

A disgusting thing that doesn’t exist and a thing that a bunch of stupid little teenage boys who are just stupid. It doesn’t matter what gender you are! Rape has to stop! This is disgusting and terrible

“Omg national rape day is my favorite!”
Me: “go kill yourself disgusting person”

by AmaraLMAO April 24, 2022

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