Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024

Pussy Nap

When you just have sex (typically man to woman) and the pussy has you weak from long exercise so much that it ends up putting you to sleep usually for 2-3 hrs

Friend: yo! Where have you been ive been trying to skate

Dude: i just had a pussy nap , ill be out in a sec

by RetardedWizard May 24, 2023

smack nap

(noun). the nap one takes after smoking marijuana or doing another drug that involves a person to become "high" of "smacked."

Man, Jeff smoked two blunts today! He had the longest smack nap I've ever witnessed.

by malman32 March 06, 2009

Grown-napping

Kidnapping of a grown up by a kid

This kid came out of nowhere and tried grown-napping me.

by KiddBCrazy December 19, 2020

Lash Nap

When someone is so tired but they can’t keep their eyes closed they have a male ejaculate onto their closed eyelashes to help keep them closed to increase the likelihood of sleeping.

Tawny said, “I’m so freaking tried but I can’t sleep, I could really use a lash nap right now”.

by NeckRowFeelYa May 27, 2022

Walrus nap

When you are piss drunk and pass tf out on your back, mouth wide open and snoring loud af.

I had the longest walrus nap last night. I was so fucked up.

by Ajpyo10 August 08, 2017