jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015

Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.

I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.

by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022

Nap Face

Someone who's face is so boring looking that you just want to take a nap. Their presence alone drains the energy out of you. Just looking at them makes you want a cup of coffee.

Excuse me Bobby, can you repeat that, I fell asleep looking at your nap face.

by Fun Time Sally October 11, 2018

pence nap

When you get lulled to sleep by someone's inane blathering.

Listening to him talk would throw me into a Pence nap.

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017

Nap

Acronym NAP

Naughty adult play

“Babe, let’s go take a nap”

by Fitgoddess June 13, 2024

Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 6, 2019

middle nap

The point in the middle of a movie when you take a nap. No one can watch an entire movie in one sitting so this is the nap in the middle that everyone takes.

No way we can finish this movie in one go. We have to have a middle nap, of course.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021