Anger Munchies

Anger Munchies

Huge levels of munch orientated hunger directly following a moment of extreme anger or aggression.

E.g.

Friend 1: I was shouting at David Cameron just now and straight after I just had to have a large pizza

Friend 2:Did you have anger munchies?

Friend 1: Totally!

by Ilovenoodles June 10, 2014

Fuzzy Munchbubble

Name for a person that identifies as part of the Furry community, and is also a pedophile

"Why did you break up with Joe H?"
"I saw him have sex with a puppy and realised he was a fuzzy munchbubble"

by Conch Boy March 14, 2015

lip muncher

Biting one's lip when nervous, excited or shy.

Amina is always biting her lip, she is such a lip muncher

by Ruttynn April 14, 2015

Menstrual munchies

When a girl is about to start her period or is on her period and gets unhealthy food cravings

Hey girl lets get chocolate ice cream. Im definitely getting those menstrual munchies!

by Crumpinghotdog July 7, 2015

proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015

beezer munch

When you lick the outside of the rectum vigorously.
Also can be defined when a group of men and women get together to eat each others beezers.

Why don't we get together for a beezer munch?

by Beezer104 August 4, 2015

keyboard munch and crunch

When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.

Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.

by Jules350 December 14, 2015