Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"

by pbizy97 May 23, 2018

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

monday morning

everyone hates them, even hot people.

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"

by finn the manly man April 7, 2022

Morning Depression

It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.

“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”

“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”

by FlowerIsSoEpic February 23, 2022

morning sore throat

When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.

Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.

by faghilon July 8, 2020

Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.

I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.

by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016