Martin

He likes guys

Martin likes men.

by Eddie Laqueer October 21, 2022

Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

by huskyspin April 4, 2025

Martin

Also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.

"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."

by Bianshi November 25, 2021

Georgia Louise martin

Georgia Louise Martin is usually called G. She is absolutely stunning but people often overlook how pretty she is because her friends are hotter. She has an amazing body and an amazing personality. She is kind and funny and smart and she always has a smile plastered on her face. She is good at literally every sport and succeeds in every subject at school. She is going to do amazing things one day. However Georgia Louise martin’s seem to always have a lot of things going on at home that you don’t know about. If you see her down. Approach her and give her a hug. That’s all she needs. Keep her in your life and hold her as close as you can because trust me you are lucky to have her.

She is very talented. She must be a Georgia Louise Martin

by Namedefiner1234321 May 25, 2018

Grace Martin

A little punk ass blonde bitch who will take time out of her meaningless life to make your life a hell, but ultimately not succeed because she is a little pussy who is flat as a sheet of paper and is just as white as one.
Starbucks addict
Little bitch

Grace: "Hey *you*"
You: "What do you want, oh wait... Fuck you Grace Martin"

by FuckYouItsBigD November 17, 2019

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Martin Test

A testprocedure where the applicaton works if the applikation returns the word "penis"

I returned penis, so the "Martin Test" succedded

by IN-Sohn November 7, 2019