Mexican Rodeo

When you fuck a girl in the ass and after a goood, lets say, one hour, you tell her you have AIDS, and then you hold on as long as you can like a rodeo!

Girl: Omg, fuck me harder!
Boy: Ohh yeah baby, guess what?
Girl: Mmm, tell me baby!
Boy: I have AIDS....
Girl: You WHAAAT?!!?
Runs hysterically around the room screaming

Dude, i was butt fucking my girlfriend, and then i told her i had AIDS, and then i held on like a mexican rodeo!

by kriis witha k May 24, 2007

mexican trifecta

What the cops call it when they pull someone over for DUI and he has no license, no registration, and doesn't speak english.

Mexican trifectas are common in places with lots of illegals.

by Bryan G. R. September 15, 2008

Mexican it

To fit 6 or more people in a car that fits 5 or to put people in the back of a pickup truck so everyone can ride

"i dont think we'll all fit"
"it's ok, we'll mexican it"

by nick sb October 18, 2006

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

poor mexican lunch

School lunch. This term was developed because only poor mexicans are seen eating lunch served in school cafeterias.

First foo: "Dude what are you having for lunch?"

Second foo: "I'm having poor mexican lunch today"

First foo: "Aw dude gay, that sucks."

by spencomaniac January 1, 2010

Mexican Cat Whistle

A mexican Cat Whistle is when a man blows a large amount of air into a woman's vagina, then inserts his penis promptly before the ensuing monster quif.

Wow, last night I gave Stacy a mexican cat whistle that lasted for thirty seconds. I hope that shit isn't permanent.

by Very wise Man February 27, 2011

Mexican Moustache

When you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. When no pubic hair is available use ass hair. It then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. ;)

Dude: "Oh yeah, I'm gonna come"

- commences facial

Broad: "Oh yeah I love it"

Dude: rips her ass hair out and puts on her lip

Broad: "Owww!!! What the fuck?!?!"

Dude: "Mexican Moustache Bitch!!!"

by CanadianBlowjobsRule June 20, 2009