drunk lunch

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".

This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"

person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere

by cheeky bull February 6, 2012

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parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.

It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017

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down to lunch

Mid-morning sex. Usually a perfect 10/10 on the sex scale

I went down to lunch with this chick today. She made me read the bible after showing me her "main course".

by Ushsnendjxnsnebeh June 12, 2016

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Daryl Lunch

Consuming large quantities of semen while wearing only ostrich cowboy boots.

The fella sure guzzled down his Daryl Lunch after that five person handy J.

by Phalisphil February 1, 2023

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bro-lunch

When a bunch of bro's get together for lunch. Generally without chicks. Because chicks talk... alot.

Yo bro, let's dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at Uncle Julio's, then parlay that into Starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. Should be back by 2ish.

by masta_Joe December 30, 2015

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