An interdimensional bringer of treats and beats usually transcending her lucky recipients to full floorgasm.
Grasshopper 1: "Whoa... do you feel that razzle in your dazzle?"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
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by njl2011 November 18, 2011
Get the lady rod mug.A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
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Get the lady gaga mug.The white gooey stuff that excretes from a women's vagina during sex, either ejaculation or the cream from a yeast infection. May be good or bad depending on the situation.
"Dude that girl was squirting lady glaze all over the place last night."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
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