jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

by skibidisigmaohiogyattrizzler April 29, 2024

Joshua sullivan

My Man. AND ONLY my man.

Some Random: “You Single?”
Me: “Nope, I got me a Joshua Sullivan”

by Caitoe May 5, 2024

Joshua Smith

Joshua Smith is plump
Gets only men
And has an iq of -2
Blood sugar through the roof
And likes to never ANSWER

Me-hey josh get on im bored
18 days later
Josh-nah
Next day
Josh-GET ON OR ELSE
Me-😐
JOSHUA SMITH I HATE U

by Kskdkf May 5, 2024

Joshua Mieny

That one dude who you have a one week period with every year and then forget about eachother, but still have a close bond.

Dude: Yo i just remember you existed, wanna play something?
Joshua Mieny: Absoloutely, also i hate black people
Dude: What?

by David Golaar May 10, 2024

Joshua Grimble'd

When your friend says something so ludicrous and outlandish, that if you were to describe it you would say "Joshua Grimble"

"He told me Ryan Reynolds wasn't hot! that motherfucker Joshua Grimble'd me!"

by Deftimdominus May 10, 2024

Joshua Naz

A chill, smart and athletic guy that wants to succeed in Life

The guy is Joshua Naz

by 123CURRY May 11, 2024

joshua jaylen mondrell pickens

a 5’1 man

ace: ur like 5’0
josh: NO IM 5’1
when u see a 5’1 man say that’s joshua jaylen mondrell pickens

by acethingz420 May 14, 2024