by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020
Get the Johnny Boymug. Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go
by Tjejtn n October 3, 2017
Get the johnny orlandomug. Nz slang used to malign scottish bred new zealanders by local natives, illustrates users lack of understanding of British colonization and used as racial abuse.
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024
Get the Johnnymug. The absolute perfect guy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to look at anyone ever again. His curly, brown hair, combined with his lightning-strike eyes, you'll be hypnotized by his beauty. He's the kind of guy girls want to be with and guys want to be. He is a sweet, generous, and comical person, whom's personality is unforgettable. He will become an ally in your life, and never give up on you. He sees the good in things. Aside from his kind gestures and friendly welcomes, he is full of testosterone and will invite you into bed quickly upon meeting. One important thing about sex with a Johnny is that it isn't like most sex, it's better. Johnny has the body of an angel. He has a rock-hard six pack or abs, along with mighty strong triceps and biceps. Seeing Johnny shirtless will immediately make you levitate to his bedroom. Johnny also has great seductive skills. He'll graze you with his veiny hands, and undress you while whispering lovey dovey things in your ear. Once the clothes come off, you'll never want to leave his bed. His long, eight-inch dick will make you moan for hours. He is also a great kisser, touching your body while smooching. Johnny's go best with Monica's. If you're a Monica reading this, you are quite lucky.
by JOYBetty777 July 23, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. The man who played “Dale Gribble” on “King of The Hill.” He was one of the greatest men to ever be born on this planet.
by \\VHM// January 9, 2024
Get the Johnny Hardwickmug. When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.
by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016
Get the spicy johnnymug. a BOMB ass pizza place usually only found in north louisiana, the farthest you’ll see one is Pineville.
by theballfondlerette August 22, 2023
Get the Johnnys Pizzamug.