Jason

Takes jokes to heart

Jason you're shit at fifa

guys yer actually so mean

by bigwangry-an August 1, 2021

Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jason

A Ghanian pigeon who is 4 ft 2 and his hair is like a fucking bush. Loves white girls and he also has a small dick

Jason is a Ghanian pigeon.

by Reliable definitions November 25, 2021

Jason

Jason is a guy who likes to dress and is mainly to himself, People like him are fly

Hey jason right there is super fly ash I’m not going to lie

by thatiskindatrue March 21, 2025

Jason shaw

Typically a dirty nonce who has a small willy and he sticks it in his main ting then his side ting Denise

Mad how he’s a Jason Shaw

by Munob May 13, 2019

Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

Jason-ism

A term referring to how Jasons speak.

Examples include:
"She dummy thicc"

"Pause... big pause"
"if it ain't snowing I ain't going"
"He's gay for sure"
"Down bad"
"Aight bruh"
"Imma pull up"
"Lakers in 4"

"Hey Arianne, wanna learn some Jason-isms?" "Aight bruh"

by humd July 27, 2022