January 10

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 10
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 11

January 11 is known as National Straight Day, no matter what is your sexuality you have to be straight that day. If you are born on that day you will never be gay and always straight. Born on any other day on January besides the 11th, the 4th, the 9th, and the 15th you are gay.

That guy has to be born on January 11!

by NoHomoMan October 18, 2019

3 january

Suck your boy best friend dick until is cumming=))

X:hey its 3 january !happy suck ur boy bsf dick!

by Dreaming in hell January 3, 2022

January 26

Kobe and Gianna remembrance day

Its January 26 R.I.P. Kobe and Gianna Bryant

by Thetgfynova😔 January 27, 2020

January 8

Wow! She’s great at softball,no wonder she’s born in january 8

Woah,your good its because she’s born on January 8

by Fat_monkey_fatty_666 December 2, 2019

January 10

On January 10th u get to force your best friend(s) to do anything and they have to do it.😈

Abigail: bestie go ask your crush out
Kaylee: what? No
Abigail: you have to it's January 10
Kaylee: FINEEE

by Belize😩💗 January 1, 2022

the month of january

It’s all you can hope for. Jerk off january, Juicy hug January, Janitorial jizz January. Basically all things having to do with jizz

Friend: Hey it’s the month of january, we should start jizzing

by Theboi2356885;:// November 28, 2021