White Sensei Beard

When a women gives oral and pulls out of a women's mouth at the very last second and ejaculates on the women's chin, dripping down horizontally so that the thick cum repels down like a pointed beard.
"Last night, my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i pulled out, she had a White Sensei beard. Sorta made me think she was actually asian."
by xHorderlands January 12, 2012
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Fear the beard

When you play basketball for a long period of time and you dont shave your face and it gets dirty and finally when you start "sucking" like oh i dont know say Pullen off the K-state team. Finally it gets to the point of no return; you get crabs in your beard.
"Fear The beard man Fear The beard". Why? Does he have crabs? Chin warts?
by BankingDJ March 26, 2010
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Bush N Beard

When a female who is all natural (hasn't shaved in a while) sits on a man's face who has a full beard. Otherwise known as an organic continental breakfast. Also known as bush on beard crime.
Erin and Bart totally bush n bearded last night, followed by an organic continental breakfast.
by Spanish Voice October 13, 2018
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beard flavor saver

a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.
Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.
by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016
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Black Beard's Delight

A cigarette filled with pubic hair and a very small amount of tobacco at the tip to disguise the hairy surprise waiting inside.
This guy I know totally choked down a full Black Beard's Delight last night. He smoked it because he thought he was being cool. Just smelling that thing made me want to vomit!
by pneumaticninja July 7, 2010
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bearded booster seat

Sitting on a guy's face who has a beard.
"I've got rug burns from Curtis' sideburns! That boy has one helluva bearded booster seat."
by Agentlover October 10, 2006
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